Thursday, April 08, 2004
A Guy Walks Into a Police Station...
And tells the cops that a woman just stole his crack cocaine. Apparently the two had been driving around and decided to buy some crack. They bought two rocks, one for the guy, and one for the woman. The woman was only supposed to get hers in exchange for sexual favors. Well, the woman smoked both rocks and took off without holding up her end of the deal.
My two favorite things about this story from central Texas are, one, the guy did not get arrested. He decided that he could work out the dispute with the woman on his own, and secondly, one of the police officers involved reported that "I told him that if he filed charges against the woman and we found her, it was very likely that they were both going to jail. He just couldn't understand that at all."