Vice Squad
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Taking Back the Doughnut Stereotype

A Wisconsin police officer won the second annual law enforcement doughnut eating contest today, reports the Chicago Sun-Times.

The winner inhaled 9 1/2 doughnuts. I guess pigging out on doughnuts is a better use of officers' time than incarcerating citizens for engaging in various vice-related activities, that, while causing no discernible harm to society, remain illegal. Next year, I'll buy the coffee.

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