Friday, September 10, 2004
Let's Ban Driver's Licenses
Teen driver's licenses are the new gateway drug, according to a recent article from Yahoo news. A study by the University of Missouri concluded that, "high school students are more likely to smoke, drink and use marijuana when they get their driver's license because they get more opportunities to be free of adult supervision."
This compelling proof of causation leads me to believe that no one should be allowed to get a driver's license. Ever. Now that we've identified the true roots of drug use, victory in the war on drugs is surely just a few months away.